Saturday, March 26, 2011

Don't forget your prenatals & pot.

Hey... She said it herself. Two year olds are smarter than her. I can totally believe that.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011


The latest trend for WAHM.

Guess who's back?

I had to take an impromptu trip to Europe on a family emergency. Now... Let the good times roll (again)...

Friday, February 11, 2011

Threesome Epic FAIL

When it comes to certain things, you just can't afford to fail this hard.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Monday, February 7, 2011

May cause blindness...

Can someone explain to me how this could even cross someone's mind as a danger? 

What could possibly happen? You're child will turn blue? Animated? Blind? WHAT THE HELL?!?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ice, Ice, Baby...

I don't know, OP... Maybe you should hand the baby a coat through your vag.
I'm afraid to know what she asked when drinking tea or eating soup. Good lord.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Poop Vs. Tobacco poisoning...

.... Something tells me if you can't figure out which one is worse, then you shouldn't have had kids. Or at least Googled. (like every other doctor on BBC)
(Thanks to a follower for the submission!)

Thursday, February 3, 2011

World of Warcraft & Anal sex

I'm not sure what one has to do with the other but this post is full of strange & fail.

Some people look forward to taking their kids to the park. Some take them to Disney. Some even put them in Baby Yoga.  

The hot new trend: Dress them as your WoW character.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Get the fire extinguisher

It's like the 4th of July in your baby's crib.
No problem... Right?

(Thanks for a follower for the submission. Submit one at

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You know your MIL hates you when...

I don't know what makes me more sad. The fact that the OP believed what her MIL said or that her MIL hates her enough to play on the OP's gullible-ness.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Now that's hot....

At this point, lets just hope that she cleaned it up.
Thanks to a follower for this submission! Keep them coming people!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

And the Mom Of the Year award goes to....

... THIS GEM! 

Who needs Fisher-Price when you have electrical cables, Shop Rite bags, & Suave body scrub?

Saturday, January 29, 2011

55 Straitjackets

I'm not sure whether this is a laughing matter or not but... 55? Seriously? 
I foresee 55 CPS cases & failed psychological evaluations.

Friday, January 28, 2011

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Explicit: It runs in the family.

"So FIL, do you like blow jobs? How about you BIL?"

Thursday, January 27, 2011

So, what you're saying is.. ?

Yeah, you're right! Wait! What?

I'm sure this poster knows what she's talking about... in her head.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

And so it begins...

Hello fellow BabyCenter enthusiasts! I'm a Mom of two and been around the BBC block a LONG time. This blog was created to humor you and maybe offend. Please not that this blog is in no way  affiliated with itself and it was created by a devoted user.

If you would like to contribute to the daily amusement, feel free to email me your screen shots or links at

Please note: All submissions will revised to erase and/or block the identity of the poster in question - this includes avatars. Feel free to do this yourself since it would help!

Thanks for your time and contributions!